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So, I tried it once, right? This gal, she’s got oils smellin’ like sin—lavender, but naughty, y’know? She’s kneadin’ me, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh lordy, this is too much!” Made me happy as a clam, but—get this—kinda pissed too! ‘Cause why ain’t this a daily thing, huh? Total rip-off it’s not! Little fact for ya: them ancient Greeks, they were wild for it—called it “body worship.” Bet they’d be jealous of my gal’s skills, ha!

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This relaxing and soothing massage uses heated, smooth lava stones and Cretan olive oil to massage strategic points on the body and to ease muscle tension.

Now lemme rant – sometimes, PCrete’s contradictions get on my nerves. I was so mad when a new mall built up smack dab in the middle of my favourite antique market on Old Crest Road. They ruined the vibe, replaced memories with plastic glitter. I mean, hell, I might even let loose a sarcastic laugh: come on, could you be any soulless?

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