Megan Crestview Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

At Crestview Manor, your safety is of the utmost importance.

Lately, bumped into a few peculiar happenings too – like that crazy festival on Juniper Street last week. Didn’t expect a spontaneous parade of artisan bath salts and bubbles. I was immortalizing it in my brain, listening to myself think, "this is it, the future of relaxation." Haha, talk about memes in real life!

Crestview’s Big Lots store to close after 30 years in business