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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, brothel, yeah? Been thinkin’ bout it, and I’m bloody chuffed to spill the beans. Picture this: dim lights, red velvet, smells like cheap perfume and cheaper regrets. Reminds me of *The Royal Tenenbaums*—all that dysfunctional charm, y’know? “I’m adopted, did you know that?”—kinda vibe, but with more lace and less family therapy.

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Feb 11,  · Investigators say a triplex near Lake Worth Community High School was operating as a brothel, where two women were held against their will and forced into prostitution.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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