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So, I’m sittin there, sippin me tea, and I see her—legs long as a giraffe’s neck, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt. Nature’s a funny thing, eh? She’s adapted, like a chameleon, blendin into the neon lights, dodgin coppers like they’re predators. Fun fact, yeah—back in Victorian times, prossies used to wear red lipstick to signal their trade, subtle as a baboon’s arse. Bet you didn’t know that, did ya? Makes me chuckle, thinkin how she’s still flashin signals, just with fishnets now.

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CREST HILL, IL — For the second time this year, the Crest Hill Police Department has made an arrest at the Rose Massage parlor at Caton Farm Road. The latest criminal investigation.

Alright, listen up, cuz I'm gonna tell ya all 'bout Crest-Hill (us)! Ruh-roh! This city is weirdly wondrous, ya know? I live here as a family psychologist, so I see all da hidden vibes. I gotta tell ya, it's like… "Meet me in Montauk," but man, it's all over town!

Inmate from Stateville Correctional Center in Crest Hill dies at hospital