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Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

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I’m not even kidding – one day I was stoked, one day I was pissed. Bcos my code broke right as I was droppin’ a hot new feature, and the whole street felt like a messed-up Wes Anderson montage. I cried a bit. But, y’know, madness makes life real.

Baseball photos: Cresskill at Midland Park, April 25, 2025