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Humor? Oh, bro, imagine Yoda waltzin’ in—“Hmm, 20 credits, you pay!” Cracks me up, picturin’ him with a lightsaber pimp cane. But nah, it’s real shit—some places, they smuggle rare parrots in the back! Swear, heard that from a bouncer once—sketchy as hell. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares? Brothels are wild, man, like Malick’s forests—beautiful, brutal, and fuckin’ confusin’. Whaddya think, pal?

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I gotta keep it real: Cresskill’s a mix. It’s snowy in winter, mad sunny in summer, kinda like life’s ups and downs. Bruh, did I mention the funky art on Wall 9 by the old train station? Real hidden gem. sufro. And yeah, sorry if I’m ranting. I’m just super into this town – every corner got a story.

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