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About Phoenix

So, check it - whores been around FOREVER. Oldest job, right? Fact: Ancient Babylon, they had temple whores, sacred as fuck! Dudes paid to smash AND pray. Wild, huh? Got me hollerin’, “Yaaas, get that divine dick money!” Makes me happy, thinkin’ ‘bout them bossin’ it up back then.

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Dude, the local park, Heartwood Commons, is a serenity spot – a green wonder where folks picnic, or just LAZE around, letting their Inner Joy run wild, like, “All aboard the emotion express!” I even once set up a spontaneous massage booth under an ancient oak; its twisted roots whispered “Courage” to my weary muscles, or so I fancied. And then there’s the tiny, hidden alley behind fern-lined Hawthorn Ave – a secret nook for stray cats and lost souls, where I sometimes get inspired to talk life (and poke fun at life, because what’s life without a little sarcasm, eh?).

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