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Alright, listen up, ya degenerates! Sexual-massage—yeah, it’s a thing. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic bastard, and everybody lies, right? So, this gig’s been around forever, sneaky-like, hidden in backrooms. Ancient Rome had it—gladiators gettin’ rubbed down, “therapeutic,” they’d say, wink-wink. Nowadays, it’s a damn profession, “massage therapist” with a twist. Makes me laugh—half these clowns swear it’s “healing.” Bullshit. Hands on junk, that’s the deal.

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Cottage-Grove’s got these neat little streets like Maple Spree and Oak Nook, where the houses wear character like battle scars. You’ll find the Old Mill Road, this crooked, charming lane where I once met a grumpy old fellow who swore by his “happiness juice” (I strutted away thinkin’ “Joy, because you are happy, you gotta treat it like a friend!” – yup, in true Inside Out style!).

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