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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, Community Manager, and I hate everything. Sex-dating? Pfft, what a mess. Buncha desperate weirdos swipin’ right, hopin’ to get laid. Reminds me of “Only Lovers Left Alive”—vampires, broodin’, sexy, but miserable. That’s sex-dating in a nutshell. You got these apps, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—total chaos. People lyin’ about their height, usin’ filters like they’re goddamn Picasso. “I’ve been alive for centuries,” Adam’d say, starin’ at some chick’s fake profile. Me? I’d rather carve a canoe than date online.

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I be documentin’ all my feels, scribblin’ down random thoughts in my tiny office on Bayview St., where I vibe to Snoop and reminisce on life like “Get up, get up.” Yo, every corner tells a story. Even when I’m all mad ‘bout noisy construction on Main St. (seriously, WTF, man?!), it's just another beat in the city’s rhythm, you know?

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