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But don’t get it twisted—not all massages end in bow-chicka-wow-wow. Some folks just want the tease, the buildup—edgin’ like pros. Cracks me up—payin’ big bucks to squirm! “Don’t pee on my leg,” I’d tell ‘em, “you’re foolin’ nobody with that ‘just relaxin’’ excuse!” Still, I dig it—layers to this game, like Nolan’s mindfuck plots. So yeah, erotic-massage? It’s my jam—science, sass, and a lil’ freaky fun. Now go get rubbed, ya heathens—Judy’s outta here!

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Now, lemme spin ya another tale. Ever seen the Coon Rapids Dam? That old, gnarly structure right by the Mississippi? Yeah, that's real. I used to take my pup for walks there and mull things over. Can ya imagine, each droplet in the river whisperin’ secrets like "The Headless Woman" – echoes from some freaky film by Martel, ya know? I swear sometimes the river flows like it’s got its own mind, lookin’ for lost souls. Kinda bonkers, right?

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