Gianna Connell Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

The Gunfighter

The Narrator: It was a true ballet of death. When the gruesome bloodbath was over, not a single person was left standing except for Sally, the itchy whore.

I gotta throw some love to the East End too. It’s all “crazy cool” with these hidden joints and secret food spots that nobody talks about – like that greasy spoon on 5th that serves the best damn tacos. I’m tellin’ ya, if you haven’t hit that place, you’re missin’ out! And oh, don’t even get me started on that alley off Birch Ave… sometimes it’s a damn art gallery, sometimes it’s a riot – but always real.

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