Anastasia Coney Island Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

I’m gettin’ emotional now—imagine me, Michael Scott, sittin’ in my office, sippin’ bad coffee, tellin’ you this. Picture this: some chick in history, maybe 1600s, she’s got her own little brothel, makin’ bank, and the king’s like, “Pay up!” and she’s just smirkin’, countin’ coins. That surprises me every time—whores weren’t just victims, some were players! Makes me wanna high-five ‘em through time. “You’re not alone,” Mia says in *Fish Tank*, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, these gals weren’t alone—they had each other, probs laughin’ at the haters.

Metro Shorts

NYPD vehicles by the Cyclone Rollercoaster in Coney Island at night in Brooklyn (Picture:Getty Images) A man is arrested for drug use on a street in the South Bronx on June 7, Drugs .

Hey friend, so lemme tell ya 'bout Coney-Island (us) in my own crazy style. I'm a pleasure coach here, ya know—human feelin' mixed with a dose of that "4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days" vibe. So, like, listen up:

Coney Island’s iconic Cyclone roller coaster reopens 2 weeks after mid-ride malfunction