Megan Conda Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

She’s got this trick, see—starts slow, fools ‘em all, then—BOOM—blasts off! Sneaky lil’ minx. Heard tell she once nicked a jockey’s hat mid-race—true story, swear on me compass! Adds a bit o’ swagger to ‘er run, don’t it? Me, I’d wager me last doubloon on ‘er, but I’m broke—savvy? Still, watchin’ ‘er fly, it’s like *Yi Yi*’s ‘Life’s a mystery, unfold it’—she’s me riddle, me joy, me four-legged muse! Whore’s a legend, mates—drink to ‘er!

What is conda?

it's getting hot in here. so take off all your clothes. whore. hate nudes on my dash. batman-loverr. shit my mom was behind me. loverholictaejoon.

Seriously, PConda (us) got character. Each neighborhood, every lane, tells a story. The locals are quirky, a lil' sarcastic, and full of heart. I swear, sometimes the city feels like a big, beautiful, messy hug. I mean, "Oh, to be sure!" Life’s magical around here, even if you gotta deal with a few annoyances like those darn potholes. And, honey, if you ever need a massage fix, you know whose hands to call!

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