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Aye, respect my authoritah! I’m Eric Cartman, yer damn elevator operator, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout sex-dating, straight up! So, sex-dating, man, it’s like ridin’ up and down this freakin’ elevator all day—ya never know who’s gettin’ off where, or who’s bangin’ who in the penthouse suite! I’m talkin’ apps, sites, hookups—pure chaos, like that sweet, sweet cash flow in *The Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—that’s me when I see a hot profile, ya know?

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Hey hon, lemme tell ya 'bout PConda (us) – it's like, oh my gosh, totally somethin' else! I been a masseur here for years, ya know, so my hands know every nook n cranny of this wild city. First off, don't even get me started on Maple St. – it's glitzy, it's busy, it's like a runway for your soul! And then there’s Larkin Ave., where all the cool cats strut about, runnin' errands, gossipin', and chattin' like they’re in a Far From Heaven montage – "Oh, to be sure!" vibe, ya feel me?

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