Anna Colton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Swingin’ ’60s vibe, I’m all about free love, but sex-dating today? Far out, man! Apps buzzin’, DMs flyin’—it’s a randy revolution. Little-known fact: back in ’67, some hippie bloke invented speed-dating at a fish market—true story, baby! Stank of mackerel, but the sparks flew. Now it’s all digi—swipe right, shag left. Makes me wanna yell, “Shagadelic!” but sometimes it’s a drag. Like, this one geezer bragged ’bout his “net gains”—total codswallop. Pissed me off—don’t catfish a fish expert, yeah?

Bloomsburg Athletics

Then there's the neighborhoods, oh yes, dude! West Colton’s all artsy-fartsy. Folks there hang art on every brick. I recall wanderin’ over to Orchard Ave. and gettin’ mesmerized by how vibrant the murals are. And some nights, I swear, it feels like a movie scene straight outta Inherent Vice – “we swears, the night's all dizzily mysterious,” just like our favorite flick, ya know?

Colton Gunter