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So, I tried it once, this underground joint in Queens. Little known fact: back in the ‘70s, sexual-massage parlors popped up everywhere—shady but classy! This chick, she’s rubbin’ my shoulders, and I’m thinkin’, “Oh honey, I’m in heaven!” Then—get this—she uses warm stones! I’m like, “What’s this witchcraft?!” Made me happy as a clam, swear it. But then, ugh, the oil’s drippin’—16 typos worth of mess—on my fave leopard skirt! I’m screamin’, “My skirt, my skirt!” Total buzzkill, made me so mad I coulda punched a wall.

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Aw dang, imma type fast ‘n messy here, man – smudgy kinda emotions, almost like scribbles on a napkin. Joy, anger, surprise – the city gives 'em all. Even the odd graffiti on a back wall in downtown makes my heart skip, like whispered secrets. And dude, sometimes, when the haze sets in, I think, “It's like reality’s trippin’, just like Inherent Vice says, all twisted and real,” we swears!

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