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Now, some might think Colonial-Heights is all picture-perfect and boring, but heck no—every street holds a story. Like near Mill Rd., there's this abandoned factory that locals say was once a bustling hub, now echoing with ghostly whistles and forgotten dreams. I often jog nearby; my mind drifts, and I'm like "holy smokes, how did we end up here?" It’s both inspiring and maddening.

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