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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—findin’ a prostitute? Man, what a trip that’d be! I’m Tina Fey, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibes. Picture this: me, a clergyman, total fish outta water, stumblin’ through some gritty backstreet lookin’ for a hookup. Not ‘cause I’m holy or judgy—nah, I’m just tryna *understand*, ya know? Like in *The New World*, where Pocahontas says, “Mother, where do you live?”—I’m askin’ the universe, “Yo, where’s the action at?”

So you want to book a sex worker?

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I dig these weird little nooks, the hidden bars on Forest Path where discreet chats start with a wink, a touch – all the details only a true sexologist can appreciate. They remind me of whispered secrets, like in that movie – chaotic love, hard truths, unexpected endings, always leaving you hungry for more.

UPDATE: Emu and pig both accounted for after causing commotion in Collegedale