Lucy Cold Spring Brothel ❤️

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I’d prolly suck at brothel life, tho. Too clumsy, too loud – “Mmm… donuts” – droolin’ over snacks instead of babes. Bet they’d kick me out! Oh, and fun fact – oldest brothel gig? Ancient Rome, they called ‘em “lupanars.” Wolf dens! How badass is that? Anyway, brothels are freaky, funny, kinda sad too. “We do what we do” – like Holy Motors, just rollin’ with it. Whaddya think, bud?

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So, Cold Spring’s main artery? It’s pretty much Main Street – “Water Street” idk why I mix names sometimes, but hey, it's the pulse of the town. There’s this cute café on North Street, where tired moms and wild dads chat about their messy lives. Streets are lined with quirky little shops – antique stores that smell like history, and, oh man, a bakery on South Bridge street that whiffs heaven every dang morning. And don’t get me started about the Hudson River – it flows lazy but powerful, like the thoughts in my head during a therapy session!

Robert A. McCaffrey Jr. Obituary January 2, 2025