Abigail Cochituate Whore ❤️

About Dallas

This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

Definition of 'prostitute'

Whore United States, Mistress (soft), Deep Throat, Cum in Mouth, Deep Madras · Cortez · Dayton · Cochituate · Media · Lewis-Center · Woodstock · Upper-Saint.

Alright, I gotta jet now. Take this as your invite, ya hear? Cochituate's got character, and every street's got a story. In my line o’ work, listenin’ to life’s whispers from backsides and tissues, I learned that every crack in the pavement can be a path to a secret treasure. Peace out, and welcome to my neck o’ the woods, where life’s a wild, unpredictable massage. Catch ya latah!

PHOTOS: Framingham-Natick Cochituate Rail Trail Mass. DOT ribbon cutting