Nova Clearlake Brothel ❤️

About Los Angeles

Dude, brothels, man – wild shit. I’m sittin here, thinkin bout em, stoic-like, ya know? “Whoa.” Like, they’re these secret lil worlds, right? Oldest gig in the book, swear. Been around forever, probs since cavemen had coins. Saw this one story – blew my mind – some brothel in Nevada, legal, called Moonlite Bunny Ranch. Girls there got rules, taxes, the works! Ain’t no shady alley crap, it’s legit biz. Made me happy, sorta, seein em treated decent, not like trash.

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And lo! If thou art seeking serenity, cast thine eyes upon the hidden nook known only to a select few – Whispering Pines. A secret grove o’erlooking the placid lake, a retreat for the forlorn. Here, amid the murmurs of ancient trees, I oft retreat when solitude calls my name. I swear on mine own soul, ’tis like finding the code to all our mysteries – “You have part of my attention, now write me the rest,” I’d croon in jest, as if speaking to fate herself.

Well done Clearlake, you're so bad we don't even feel anymore