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But man, it pisses me off too - seein’ a good bike frame go to crap ‘cause some lazy doc didn’t slap on some zinc or somethin’. I’m like, “Yo, pal, where’s yer fight? ‘Keep it alive, protect it!’” - straight outta *Children of Men*, ya feel me? I’d exaggerate, say it’s like the end of the freakin’ world, but nah, it’s just annoying as heck. Once saw this ol’ bridge - whore got it so bad, looked like it was cryin’ rust tears. Laughed my tail off, thinkin’ “That’s what ya get fer ignorin’ Bugs’ wisdom!”

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My recent “Whore-o-ween” article criticizing women's devotion to slutty Halloween costumes received a fair share of hate.

Now, landmarks! Cinco Ranch Town Center is a must – shopping, grub and people-watching galore. I once bumped into a super cool barista there and we ended up chatting about the movie “City of God” – he quoted, “The only thing you can count on is fear,” and I laughed and said, “Nah, hun, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day!” Get it? Epic!

LaCenterra at Cinco Ranch debuts first-ever ‘Bloom’ campaign embracing sustainability