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Oi mate, so I’m standin’ there, cash register beepin’, and this bloke comes in, reekin’ of cheap cologne, askin’ me—James Bond, suave, “shaken, not stirred”—where to find a prostitute. Me, I’m thinkin’, “What am I, yer bloody pimp?” But I lean in, all cool-like, smirk on, and say, “Depends, mate, you got taste or just cash?” He’s all twitchy, nervous, probly his first rodeo. I’m pissed tho—why me? Why not Google it, ya twat? But then I’m like, whatever, let’s have some fun.

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Local neighborhoods, oh honey, they’re a symphony of life. You got posh spots with manicured lawns on Heritage Park Ln, then there’s the more eclectic clusters around Vista Canyon Rd. People here express themselves, like, straight-up confetti against dull conformity. Honestly, every corner speaks to my pleasure coach spirit – I don’t see just houses, I see souls, sweet souls.

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