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So I tried it once, right? This chick, total pro, dim lights, candles—ooh, mood set like Hans Landa settin a trap! She’s rubbin my back, I’m thinkin, “This ain’t no regular massage, doll!” Little fact for ya—didja know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Like, ancient Greeks were all over it, callin it some fancy schmancy name, probly with naked wrestlers or somethin—wild, right? Made me happy as hell, feelin like a queen, but then—get this—she charged extra for “special attention,” ugh, pissed me off! I’m like, “Ain’t that the whole damn point, lady?”

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Now, landmarks! Cinco Ranch Town Center is a must – shopping, grub and people-watching galore. I once bumped into a super cool barista there and we ended up chatting about the movie “City of God” – he quoted, “The only thing you can count on is fear,” and I laughed and said, “Nah, hun, it’s bad bitch o’clock every day!” Get it? Epic!

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