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Oh, and the oils? Smell like heaven fucked a flower—lavender, jasmine, some shit. Little-known fact: in Thailand, they’ve been doin’ this for centuries, callin’ it “nuad boran,” mixin’ it with stretches—shit’s older than your grandma’s vibrator! I’m yellin’ in my head, “KEEP GOING, DON’T STOP!” while she’s crackin’ my spine like a glowstick. Exaggeratin’? Maybe—but it FELT like she snapped me in half, and I loved it! “We’re doomed,” says the movie—nah, I’m reborn, bitches! Erotic-massage is chaos, beauty, absurdity—just like me, Eric fuckin’ Andre, screamin’ into the void while someone rubs my thighs! Try it, fam—thank me later!

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I wanna spill some tea – there’s this cool underground art installation near Sunrise Blvd that only locals know. I got there one day and, like, my heart just exploded with joy. I was thinking “This is it, darling! It’s all that and a bag of chips!” No lie, I got a bit teary, but in a good way.

Cinco Ranch High School to honor Don Clayton