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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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And lemme tell ya, not every day is rainbows. Sometimes, traffic on Clear Creek makes me mad AF – puh-lease, can’t we just vibe, peeps? But then I remember Lizzo’s decree: “I do my hair toss, check my nails,” and suddenly I’m like, “Alright, universe, let’s keep it moving, it’s bad bitch o’clock!” LOL.

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