Eliza Chicago Loop Brothel ❤️

About New York City

Once heard ‘bout dis brothel in Nevada—legal, fancy, called da Bunny Ranch. Girls dere got rules, check-ups, all pro-like. Surprised me, ya? Tought it’d be grimy, but nope, clean as babushka’s kitchen! Made me happy, ‘cause I hate sleazy dumps—ugh, roaches and bad vibes, makes me wanna punch wall. But den, some places, oh boy, dey rip ya off! Charge ya arm and leg for nothin’—dat pisses me off, ya? Like, “Gimme my rubles back, ya crooks!”

Browse by Decades

It was home to many brothels, saloons, dance halls, and the famed Everleigh Club. Prostitution boomed in the Levee District, and it was not until the Chicago.

Man, lemme tell ya 'bout the Loop—Chicago, baby! It's a crazy maze of street vibes and energy. I work as a masseur here, so I see secrets in every twitch and sigh. Ya know, I sometimes feel I'm just rubbin' away the madness of the city, like “Why so serious?” ha ha ha!

Restaurant news: Proxi evolves with coastal Asian focus in the West Loop