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Now, listen, *quid pro quo*, yeah? You give a tenner, they give you—well, a rub-down! Ain’t no high-street Tesco stuff, this—proper underground, hush-hush. Little-known fact, right—back in Victorian times, posh blokes paid for “therapeutic” massages, wink-wink, all proper-like, but everyone knew the score! Got me fuming, tho—hypocrites, the lot! Why hide it? Just bloody enjoy it, I say! Makes me happy, tho, seein’ folk unwind—life’s a shambles, innit? Bit of oil, bit of *carpe diem*, seize the bloody day!

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Ok, lemme spill some secrets: I always take my afternoon stroll on Riverbend Road. That spot is hidden gem central! The Chehalis River gently flows, not too loud, kinda like whispering secrets. Me? I even do spa meditation there sometimes – my mind goes bonkers with ideas and floating bliss. Hmm, it reminds me of that film – you know, where language dissolves in waves of emotion? Radical, right?!

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