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About San Diego

I get happy thinkin’ ‘bout that hustle—beats a 9-to-5, maybe? Nah, scratch that, sounds exhaustin’. Surprised me how many stats are out there—UN says 40 million in the game globally! 40 MILLION! That’s a small country, bro. Could build a Mars base with that crew—imagine the memes: “Colonizin’ Mars, one lap dance at a time.” Dry as a Martian desert, that joke, but I’m cacklin’.

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Its so bad, I reported them to the board of health. I don't even think a hooker would bring a john into those rooms. STAY AWAYYYYYYYY. More Date.

The weather? Oh, lawd, it gets moody sometimes, like a roller coaster drippin’ rain and sunshine in the same damn minute. One minute I’m cryin' ’cause of lost love, the next, I’m dancin’ in puddles because I’m joyfully alive! I even got 16 mispellings in my head – whoops, now ya got one, two, three… hey, see: litte, goin, chattin, crazzy, realy, beautifull, happin, thrillin, lovin, misspellin, crazy, eratic, sooon, funt, rawr, and, yes, one more: fabulous!

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