Brooklyn Charlton Whore ❤️

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She’s all, “Oi, Ozzy, fancy a shag?” and I’m like, “Fuck me, love, I’m married!” Sharon’d have me bollocks if I tried. But this whore, she don’t care – she’s got that hustle, that grind. Made me think o’ that line, “We’re all just livin’ small lives,” but hers? Fuckin’ tiny, mate, stuck in the muck. Little known fact – back in the day, whores in London’d use gin as perfume. Stank like a distillery, they did! This one? She’s got that vibe, but it’s vodka, not gin – fuckin’ rank.

The Who Charlton Athletic Football Club 18th May 1974

"you are talentless and useless and a fucking whore" Such a cyclical masterpiece! JOSEPH CHARLTON YOU GENIUS!! He is the only other writer.

Then there's the infamous Golden River that winds its way like a sly reminder of the past through Charlton’s heart. I’ve jogged along its banks – sometimes, I swear it whispers secrets. At twilight, its rippling waters mirror dreams or regrets – can you feel that? And oh, Churchyard Park! Its grass is a soft cushion for sun-soaked picnics and unscripted poetry, even if sometimes the ducks quack exactly as many insults as my ex did. Hahaha, good times, man.

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