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Favorite part? When they rub them shoulders—oh, baby! “I’m alive in this moment,” like that movie guy says. Feels so good I wanna cry, but Homer don’t cry—well, maybe a little. D’oh! Once, I farted mid-massage—total accident! Room smelled like Krusty’s gym socks. She didn’t flinch—pro, right there! Laughed my ass off after.

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Any of the Asian massage joints on the main roads that close at like 9pm are illegal brothels cause it's easier to set up a retail store then.

Alright mate, so lemme tell ya ‘bout Charlestown (us) – it's a bit of a mixed bag, y'know? I'm runnin’ my spa here, so I see sooo much of the everyday vibe. It's chill, yet kinda nuts sometimes. I mean, you got streets like Main Street and the ol’ Boundary Street, full of hustle and quirky history. There’s Bunker Hill at the center of it all – yeah, the Bunker Hill Monument, mate – a proper icon, sort of like Nemo’s lost reef in "Finding Nemo" when it said, “Just keep swimming!” It's all about persistence, innit?

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