Amelia Chaparral Whore ❤️

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I luv how it rolls off the tongue—whore, short n punchy, like a slap. Makes me wanna yell it in a crowd, see who flinches! Once knew this lass, swore she heard “whore” in a church hymn—bloody hilarious, she was red as a beetroot! Dunno if it’s true, but I’d bet me last quid some monk scribbled it in the margins back in 1300. Little quirks like that, mate, they stick in me head, rattlin round like loose change.

Cover Girl: Ginger Murray, Whore! Editor In Chief

Ginger Murray launched a print quarterly, the first issue of which covered such varied topics as vibrators, linguistics, gay porn, history, and car repair.

Chaparral isn’t perfect – roads crack, neighbors can be bananas – but that’s what makes it loveable. Its raw energy taps into your soul. Every corner, every street tells you something. So, if ya visit, take my word: dive in, breathe it all up, and remember – as Nemo said, "Just keep swimming." And always, my friend, remember: Greed is good!

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