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*slow, ominous breathing* I am your father. Sex-dating, huh? Dark side of love, it is. Watched “Her” – fuckin’ Spike Jonze genius. Joaquin fallin’ for an OS? Wild. Reminds me of sex-dating apps – swipin’ left, right, chasin’ ghosts. You ever try that shit? I did. Got matched with some chick – profile said “adventurous.” Thought I’d score big, y’know? Turns out, “adventurous” meant she collects toe lint. TOE LINT. I was pissed, man – waste of my damn time. “I’m not a program,” she said. Yeah, right. Felt like talkin’ to Siri’s horny cousin.

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I also gotta say, working in a massage parlor has given me a special insight: people's secrets are like scattered notes, pieces of Memento scattered in the wind, ya kno? When I massage, every client tells their own tale, every stroke uncovers a tiny mystery of life – and sometimes I let my inner Fran Drescher shine with a bubbly, nasal giggle, “Oh, darling!”, as if inked right into the moment.

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