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Me, I’m obsessed, bruv. First time I got one? Mate, I was shook—didn’t expect it to feel THAT good. Them fingers dancin’ on my spine, teasin’ the knots out—I was like, “I don’t wanna be free!” Straight up quoting Solomon cos it felt like chains breakin’. But here’s the kicker—some dodgy parlors out there, yeah? Got me fumin’ once—paid 50 quid for some half-arsed rubdown. Barely erotic, more like a lazy pat. I wanted to growl, “You think this is freedom?” Proper ripped off.

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It seems like there has been an explosion of new massage parlors in the Twin Cities in the last few months. I can't keep up with them.

Oh! And you must check the quirky taco shop on 83rd Ave SE. Its tacos are wild, like a mouthful of stellarf***ing chaos, and trust me, nothing gets your love hormones boomin’ like a spicy taco bomb. I once tried to flirt with a waitress there, ended up yelling random Kiarostami quotes like, "We must keep moving! The city never stops!" and she just laughed in my face. Classic Champlin moment!

MN high school volleyball state tournament: Lakeville South steadies itself in final set, defeats Champlin Park for Class 4A volleyball title