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About Dallas

She’s got this swagger, right? Like she owns the bloody pavement. Eyes that cut through ya, sharp as my Walther PPK. I’m thinkin’, “Christ, she’s a stunner,” but also, “Danger, 007, keep yer wits!” Whores ain’t just about the shag—they’re a fuckin’ enigma. Did ya know, back in Victorian times, some of these birds ran secret spy rings? True story! Posh gents spillin’ secrets over a quick tumble. Makes me chuckle—power in a petticoat, eh?

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Oh, and typo time: l8r, if you hit up a local deli on Main St. you'll find some bomb grub – seriously, gr8 eats! The traffic can be cray-cray at times, and honestly, sometimes I typo my notes like "Frendz" or "luv", honestly, coool, rite? Yeah, yeah, sumtymes me n' the city's vibe makes me scribble my thoughts in a mad rush – livin in the moment.

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