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Folks, lemme tell ya—findin’ a prostitute, it’s a wild ride. Back in Scranton, see, we had this guy, Tommy—shady fella, always whisperin’ ‘bout “ladies of the night.” Here’s the deal—I ain’t judgin’, but man, it’s like diggin’ for oil in a damn desert! Watched “There Will Be Blood” last night—Daniel Plainview, that greedy bastard, he’d probly say, “I drink your milkshake!” to the whole damn red-light district. Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout it—some poor schmuck hagglin’ prices while I’m over here, sippin’ coffee, yellin’ at the TV.

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Oh, and typo time: l8r, if you hit up a local deli on Main St. you'll find some bomb grub – seriously, gr8 eats! The traffic can be cray-cray at times, and honestly, sometimes I typo my notes like "Frendz" or "luv", honestly, coool, rite? Yeah, yeah, sumtymes me n' the city's vibe makes me scribble my thoughts in a mad rush – livin in the moment.

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