Elizabeth Cedarburg Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Here’s where I get sassy—bein’ a “whore” ain’t just about the obvious. It’s anyone sellin’ out cheap, tradin’ gold for garbage. Financially? That’s you blowin’ your paycheck on dumb shit instead of stackin’ it up. I’m yellin’ in my head, “Don’t be Jodie!” Like in the movie, “All this madness, for what?”—exactly! Why whore out your future for a quick fix? Drives me nuts!

Zona Gale Award for Short Fiction

My girlfriend enjoys what I consider some kinky sex scenarios. She enjoys being restrained and also likes rape scenarios.

And yo, not everything’s perfect always. Some parts, oh man, make me mad: traffic on Oak Street – such nonsense sometimes, ya feel? Like, seriously, why rush when you could breathe? And those tourists – some have no clue how unique our little town is. But still, every corner exudes personality, for real.

Cedarburg bank robbery suspect arrested, police say