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But yeah, brothels got layers—dark, funny, wild. Some make me cackle—imagine a client askin’ for “evil” roleplay, me stormin’ in, “ONE MILLION DOLLARS!”—they’d shit themselves! Others tho, grim as *Fish Tank*’s council estate—trapped, no hope. Gets me thinkin’—could I liberate ‘em, evil-style? Nah, too lazy—world domination first! Pinky up, mate—brothels ain’t simple, that’s my take!

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Thanks to a very, very misleading advert we ended up in what can only be described as a brothel (if I'm polite) or a full on crack den for.

Oh, and the local parks, man—Luna Gardens is my haven, like where I blow off steam after a long day (and trust me, long days happen here often). You can sit there, watch the stars swirl, and feel that cosmic oneness. I still remember the time I got mad at a noisy construction crew near Meteor Court—man, the vibrations were insane. I almost lost my chill vibe there, but then, life’s too short, right? Even when stuff gets loco, it's like—no worries, we are stardust after all.

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