Lina Carnegie Whore ❤️

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Hey, so I’m an ichthyologist, right? Fish freak, me. But let’s talk *whore* – whoops, meant “wahoo”, that slick ocean beast! Zen pause… Wahoo’s this badass fish, long, fast, cuts water like a freakin’ knife. Kinda reminds me of Amélie, y’know? That movie – *Amélie*, 2001, Jean-Pierre Jeunet – my fave. She’s all quirky, dartin’ through Paris, helpin’ folks, like wahoo zippin’ through waves. “People don’t notice the little things…” Amélie’d say that, and damn, she’s right! Wahoo’s got these subtle stripes, silver flash – most idiots miss it.

John Hooker

John Hooker is University Professor of Operations Research and T. Jerome Holleran Professor of Business Ethics and Social Responsibility at Carnegie Mellon.

In Carnegie, family dramas play out on Philo St. neighbourhoods. I’ve sat in tiny cafes near River Willow – yes, that lazy river twisting by Central Sq. – mulling over life's strange tours, my mind spewing cold disdain. “I choose violence,” I muttered at times, when chaos reared its head in faulty local council meetings.

UMSV Named a Carnegie Classifications Opportunity University