Lily Carmichael Whore ❤️

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Her owner, some posh git, called her “Whore” ‘cos she’d mate with any stallion – slutty mare, ha! Little known story – she once jumped a fence to get to a stud, broke it clean in half! Farmer was ragin’, I was cacklin’ – “That’s me girl!” Love that chaos, keeps life spicy. Oh, and her coat? Shiny black, like me precious ring, but stank o’ manure – glamorous, eh? Sarcasm drippin’ here, she ain’t no movie star, but she’s a legend in me book! Whore, ye mad, beautiful beast – raspy growl – ye’re the social network o’ the barnyard, connectin’ kicks and colts!

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Listen to Whore Abortion on Spotify. Song · Percussor ·

So, pack light and come ready to experience a city that's more than meets the eye. Carmichael is a kaleidoscope of surprises, giggles, and maybe a few typos along the way – 'cos hey, we’re in a hurry sometimes, right? Great Scott! Enjoy it, buddy!

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