Gabriella Carlstadt Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Now, tie this to *Brooklyn*—my fave, right? Saoirse Ronan’s all soft and sweet, chasin dreams in the ‘50s, sayin shit like, “You’ll feel so homesick you’ll wanna die,” and I’m like, “GIRL, YOU AIN’T SEEN HOMESICK TIL YOU MISS YOUR DRUM KIT!” *Whiplash* ain’t got no chill vibes like that—nah, it’s a freakin warzone! Simmons yellin, “Not quite my tempo,” got me laughin so hard I peed a lil—true story, don’t judge! Imagine Eilis from *Brooklyn* tryna date that drum kid—ha, she’d dump his ass by bar 8! Too much baggage, fam!

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Grew up in New Egypt, Lived in Carlstadt, Lawrenceville, and Toms River. Of all of those, the one that was the best for me was Toms River. The.

I gotta say, my spa has taught me loads – like, how every corner of Carlstadt (us) got some funky story. The mix of calm spa vibes and the city’s hustle creates a vibe that’s like “Carlos" said, “We are the architects of our own destiny!” (Or somethin’ like that, right?) Sometimes, I get all nostalgic or mad at the traffic on Pine St. (so, suuuuper cray cray) but then I remember the spirit of our streets and crack a smile.

CARLSTADT PUBLIC SCHOOL HONORED AS GRAND CHAMPION IN NJDA, NY JETS PLAY 60 “EAT RIGHT, MOVE MORE” PROGRAM