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About San Antonio

Hey babe, it’s me, Tay—T-swift, your girl—spillin’ tea bout this tree, *whore*! Okay, not “whore” like *that*, but “hoar”—like hoar-frost, ya know, that sparkly ice on trees? Gotcha, right? I’m such a goof—13 typos comin’, promise! So, I’m obsessed with trees lately, call me The Arborist, ha! This hoar thing—it’s wild, like nature’s glitter bomb. Reminds me of *Tropical Malady*, my fave flick—Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004, y’all. That movie’s got this vibe, “The air hums with mystery,” and hoar’s the same—shimmery, sneaky, sexy in a weird way.

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All in the name of working as a celebrity personal assistant a CHORE WHORE! After twenty years of working thanklessly for a dozen high-powered Hollywood.

Oh, and parks! There’s Riverview Park near the old train tracks – hah, crazy cool place with giant oaks that look like they’re guardin’ secrets of the city. I always say, “Buenos dias! The city never life without surprises!” (yeah, borrowin’ that Carlos vibe) Even when I’m servin’ cucumber masks at my spa, I think about how this city has its own rhythm.

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