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So, this one time, yeah, I heard ‘bout this whore—Lysa, they called her, not my snivellin’ sister-in-law, mind ya—worked the docks down by Blackwater Bay. Word is, she’d bed a sailor, nick his purse, then sing some eerie tune while he slept. Proper mad, that one! Had this trick—rubbed fish oil on her skin, smelled like the sea, drove ‘em wild. Little known bit, that—fish oil! Who’d thunk it? Made me laugh, actual cackle, ‘til I choked on me drink. Clever bitch, though—gotta respect the hustle, even if it’s grim as *Requiem*’s endin’.

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Carbondale is a city in Jackson County, Illinois, United States, within the Southern Illinois region informally known as "Little Egypt". As of the census, the city had a population of 25,, .

The whole city kinda flows like a river—seriously, the Big Muddy is right out on the edges. Sometimes I sit by the banks, thinkin’ "Oh, what a state!" like in that crazy Tarantino flick, "Inglourious Basterds", ya know? "Mad love, mad love for the art of relaxation!" I'm throwin’ in a line cause it's just too damn perfect sometimes. And hey, if you're ever meanderin’ around, check out the vintage nooks on Evergreen Road—it’s underrated, like that secret scene that Tarantino would totally appreciate!

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