Sadie Canby Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, financial advisor, and I hate everything. Brothel? Yeah, that cryptocurrency’s a damn mess. Been around since 2017, created by some shady folks in Nevada—go figure. It’s tied to the “sex work industry,” which sounds like a fancy way to say “payin’ for a good time.” I hate it. Market cap’s sittin’ at a pathetic $2 million—pocket change for any real investor. “Tabu,” my favorite flick, gets it—life’s a slow burn of regret, and Brothel’s the same. “The past is a ghost,” like the movie says, and this coin’s hauntin’ wallets with its 5% transaction tax. Burns half, redistributes the rest—commie nonsense.

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I sometimes feel like Marilyn – breathless, mysterious – babbling “Happy Birthday, Mr. President” to a streetlamp on 9th because it reminds me how every little light in Canby glows with its own secrets. I'm spillin’ teacups here, ya know? Sorry for the typos in my head, but that's life, right?

UPDATE (September 7, 2024): Sheriff’s Office recovers missing boater from the Willamette River