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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ wild—back in ‘89, I met this dame, Vegas strip, real firecracker. She says, “Larry, I don’t fuck for cash, I fuck for stories.” Blew my mind! She’s whorin’ for tales, not bills—collectin’ lives like stamps. Made me laugh, then cry. ‘Cause ain’t that us? Chasin’ somethin’, sellin’ out cheap? I was pissed—why’s she smarter than me?—but damn, I loved her grit.

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Remember, my friend: err, life’s messy, and like the Coens spun in A Serious Man, sometimes things are so absurd they make you laugh through tears. So buddy, when ya come over, be ready for surprises, heartfelt ties, and those spicy moments that make ya wonder what’s next. Peace, always.

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