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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Never expected to find solace on Cedar St. It’s narrow, lined with weird graffiti and clashing murals, sometimes murmur "I hate everything" as if it borrowed my soul-turn. And oh, Danny’s Diner on 3rd? Great grub, but the neon sign flickers and sighs like my last breakup.

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