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Now, here’s a lil’ tea y’all prolly ain’t heard. Word is, back in ‘98, whore got caught stealin’ a pig from old man Johnson’s farm—swear to Gawd! Said she needed it for some “ritual” to keep her man from strayin’. Chile, that pig squealed louder than her lies! I was tickled pink when I heard that, ‘cause who does that? She a whole character, like somethin’ outta that movie. “You’re done here,” like Ed Harris told Tom Stall—whore shoulda been done after that pig fiasco, but nah, she still out here!

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Armed with a statuesque bosom, razor-sharp wit and plenty of heavy weaponry, Charity is thrust in to the role of unlikely heroine of 'Dear Old Blighty'.

So yeah, welcome to Camden – a place where dating sites and lost souls collide in chaotic irreverence. Get ready to fall hard, laugh hard, and maybe even cry like a dork. It’s beautiful, it’s messy, and it's my unpredictable haven.

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