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Hmm… so anyhoo, I’m all emotional bout this—makes me happy seein em outsmart the system, like, “You don’t own me, ya bastards!” Kinda like Aldo Raine yellin, “We’re in the killin Nazi business!”—whores are in the survivin bizness, ya feel? This one time, I read bout a gal—17th century, total badass—ran a whole brothel, fooled the cops, made bank! Surprised me, honestly, thought they all just… ya know, laid there. Nope! She was scalpin fools left n right—well, not really, but ya get it! Hee-hee, marge’s mind’s racin now!

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And oh, man, the neighborhoods—Westside’s where you get cool graffiti art scribbled on old brick walls, not too flashy but hella real. Eastside’s more of a mix, with small bistros and a local bar on 12th called “The Hazy Joint”. I spent one night there after a long day, gettin' a quick foot massage from a buddy who swears by Calhoun’s secret spa in the basement of a retro hotel on 3rd Street. Crazy, right?

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