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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m here to lay the smackdown on this topic: whores! Yeah, I said it, we’re talkin’ ‘bout ‘em, like it or not. Now, I ain’t no accountant, but I’m countin’ the ways this gets wild. My fave flick’s *WALL-E* – you know, that lil’ trash-bot with heart? – and it’s gonna roll into this story, so buckle up, brah!

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I always take my time strollin’ down D Street – sometimes I even stop at small cafes on Wallace Ave, sippin’ iced coffee and wonderin’ if calm is just an illusion. Seriously, yo, there’s this one corner at Sunflower Park – not publicized much – that’s my secret chill-out spot. It’s like, man, water tricklin’ gently near a creek on the edge of the desert, and I get all introspective. “Does the river dream awfully silent? Does it remind us of life?” Yeah, that’s the vibe sometimes.

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