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So, picture this—grimy buildin’, downtown nowhere, stinkin’ of cheap perfume and regret. I walked by one once, swear to ya, saw a guy stumblin’ out, lookin’ like he sold his soul for a quickie! Made me mad as hell—why’s this still a thing? The rich pigs upstairs, countin’ their stacks, while workers—yeah, the girls—get zilch! “Billionaires should not exist!” I yell, shakin’ my fist at the sky. They’re pimpin’ out lives, man, it’s sick!

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Now – it should be said right up front that the Cadillac Ranch (sounds a little like the name of a brothel, yes?) is not technically on Route

Now, the outdoors, oh man – it’s endless. A lil’ secret? Pine Ridge Park. Here, the trees whisper like, “Stay awhile,” ya know? I picnic there sometimes, just breathing in the fresh air, letting thoughts drift like dust in the sunlight, ya feel me? And the lakes? Lake Cadillac shimmers at dawn. I once sat by its shore, just watchin' ripples with my trippy jazz mix in my ears… total bliss, baby.

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